tyleroakley:

sure it’s bad but like we don’t know this squirrel’s LIFE

tyleroakley:

sure it’s bad but like we don’t know this squirrel’s LIFE

(Source: massacrechips, via disinigrating)

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quentintortellini:

quentintortellini:

quentintortellini:

WHAT DO WE WANT?!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!

BETTER TIMING!!

(via disinigrating)

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Her (2013)

(Source: larmoyante, via disinigrating)

Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.
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3 minutes ago

bitchin-blaziken:

finally my search is for this gifset is over

(via klinedinstkingdom)

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3 minutes ago

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

(Source: sandandglass, via lipsredasarose)

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3 minutes ago

thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

(Source: whatakarkatch, via disinigrating)

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5 minutes ago

ehnick:

if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

(via ehnick)

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5 minutes ago

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

(via somekindoftime)

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8 minutes ago
squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

(via somekindoftime)

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9 minutes ago
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