Ayy lmao

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest thing ever get out of my face.

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest thing ever get out of my face.

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wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

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A Day To Remember- Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail

prettyparamore:

A Day To Remember- Sometimes You’re The Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail

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